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How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Thursday, June 16, 2011

This isn’t new but it’s still amusing …

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young. We’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a burnt out lightbulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to scratch.

Toy poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

German Shepherd: I’ll guard the lightbulb while you decide. Back off!!

Dachshund: I can’t reach the stupid light.

Rottweiler: Go ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, Dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.

Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?

Labrador: Oh, me, ME!! Pleeeeze let ME change the bulb. Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Jack Russell: I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it! Another 20 jumps and it’s mine, ALL mine.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Bloodhound: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Pointer: I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiight there.

Comments on How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

  1. Sarah Johnson says:

    Cockapoo and labradoodle: Just give me the lightbulb and I’ll sort it out. No, this one’s the wrong sort! I’ll pop down to the shops and get the right type.

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