The Dog Coach

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

admin — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 16:43:57 +0000

This isn’t new but it’s still amusing …

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young. We’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a burnt out lightbulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to scratch.

Toy poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

German Shepherd: I’ll guard the lightbulb while you decide. Back off!!

Dachshund: I can’t reach the stupid light.

Rottweiler: Go ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, Dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.

Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?

Labrador: Oh, me, ME!! Pleeeeze let ME change the bulb. Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Jack Russell: I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it! Another 20 jumps and it’s mine, ALL mine.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Bloodhound: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Pointer: I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiight there.

A Dog’s Diary

admin — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 16:36:05 +0000

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8:00 am – Dog food! My favourite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favourite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30 am – Got patted and petted! My favourite thing!
12:00 pm – Chew bones! My favourite thing!
1:00 pm – Played in the garden! My favourite thing!
3:00 pm – Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
5:00 pm – Dinner! My favourite thing!
7:00 pm – Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
8:00 pm – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
11:00 pm – Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!

Hungarian Viszla

admin — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 21:34:39 +0000

Vizslas are very high energy, gentle-mannered, loyal,caring, and highly affectionate. They quickly form close bonds with their owners, including children. Often they are referred to as “velcro” dogs because of their loyalty and affection. They are quiet dogs, only barking if necessary or provoked.

Not only are they great pointers, but they are excellent retrievers as well. They will retrieve on land and in the water, making the most of their natural instincts. However, they must be trained gently and without harsh commands or strong physical correction, as they have sensitive temperaments and can be easily damaged if trained too harshly. Vizslas are excellent swimmers. Like all gun dogs, Vizslas require a good deal of exercise to remain healthy and happy.

Pug

admin — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:07:56 +0000

Strong willed, but rarely aggressive, the Pug is suitable for families with children. The breed is tolerant of children, and sturdy enough to properly play with them. Otherwise they can be quiet and docile, but also vivacious and teasing, depending on their owner’s mood. They can make good watchdogs, and they are always alert, but not yappy.

Yorkshire Terrier

admin — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:29:44 +0000

The Yorkshire Terrier breed is bold and active.They are surprisingly brave for such a small breed. They are, however, also quite loyal and affectionate.

Pomeranian

admin — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:29:03 +0000

Pomeranians are typically very friendly and lively. This breed of dog loves to be around their owners and can be protective of them. They bond quickly with their owners, and can suffer from separation anxiety if not trained to spend time alone. Pomeranians are alert and aware of changes in their environment and barking at new stimuli can develop into the habit of barking excessively in any situation. They are somewhat defensive of their territory and will bark at any outside noise. Pomeranians are intelligent dogs and can be very successful in getting what they want from their owners. Their intelligence, however, means that they respond well to training.

Pekinese

admin — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:28:15 +0000

Although the Pekingese is a thoroughly dignified dog, when the mood takes him he can be very playful and mischievous. He is very courageous too and will guard his possessions fiercely.

Papillon

admin — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:25:51 +0000

The Papillon has the appearance of a dainty toy breed, but some people find that their Papillon is very capable of handling a good five-mile walk. In spite of this dog’s size and appearance; they are extremely athletic. The Papillon is highly energetic and intelligent.

Miniature Pinscher

admin — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:23:46 +0000

The miniature pinscher is an energetic dog that thrives on owner interaction. They are very loyal dogs and are typically categorized as “one, or two person dogs”, but with socialization, they can be integrated into families, and get along moderately with other dogs, pets, and children. Socialization as puppies will help ensure they can co-exist and interact with other dogs as adults. Although originally bred for ratting, they are also excellent watch dogs, barking at all things they deem a threat.

Maltese

admin — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:21:48 +0000

Maltese are bred to be cuddly companion dogs, and thrive on love and attention. They are extremely lively and playful. Some Maltese may occasionally be snappish with smaller children and should be supervised when playing, although socializing them at a young age will reduce this habit. The Maltese is very active within a house, and, preferring enclosed spaces, does very well with small yards. For this reason, the breed also fares well in apartments and townhouses, and is a prized pet of urban dwellers.